By Danielle LaPorte

Every year, my Hubba Hubba says to me "What do you want for your birthday?" My response is specific. Kinda. Um...Carl Jung's Red Book; a day at the spa; anything from 18 Karat, these Cacharel sandals I adore, size 9. Dinner out -- but no wheat, no meat. But you know...just surprise me." His look is pensively eager, yet totally mystified. "You know what you want, but you want to be surprised. Got it." He walks away thinking, I've got a 50/50 chance of getting this one right.

Dudes, (or masculine-energy-identified dudettes in pursuit of your own lezzie-ladies,) don't you wish you had a decoder ring for your woman? An unfailing oracle to help you decipher and make the best possible choices for pleasing your amour? You have it within your reach. You can employ this technique at anytime.... More...