By Alisa Bowman

I was going to title this post, “What the birds and the bees taught me about marriage.” Then I realized that the stories I am about to tell could be quite controversial. Many of you might want to leave comments about how I am the worst mother in the world. It’s for this reason that I’m splitting this post into two parts. Today comes two stories about honesty and your chance to tell me that you think I should be incarcerated. Tomorrow comes how to apply it all to your marriage.

Story #1

A recent conversation with my 7 year old went like this.

Kid: “Mommy, do you know that there are people who have gotten drunk before?”

Me: “Yes, I know this. As a matter of fact, I’ve gotten drunk before.”

Kid: “No way! Really!?! Wow! You? No! Really? What was it like?”

Me:... More...